A long time ago, I used to do this thing called The Evil Ad. It was a column where I would highlight ads and commercials that used horror or Halloween as their main theme. I decided to bring it back with The Evil Ad #57 (have I really done that many?), and with fucking Cap’n Crunch, because I just ate his Sprinkled Donut Crunch cereal and it is the bomb.

I’m pretty sure I remember this commercial when I was a kid. I like how the zombies have morphed into the Three Stooges, and how crazy awful the hair is. And if I had a Cap’n emergency, I would certainly want him speeding in with a truck full of Crunch to save the day. Except I don’t eat peanut butter, so none of that shit.


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