I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Hard Rock Zombies; before this, I had never seen it, and knew little about it except for a sample that plays in an Agoraphobic Nosebleed song. But if you haven’t seen it, you must try to sit through it!

That’s not because it’s good. It’s really, really bad. There’s Hitler, and werewolves, and midgets, and other stuff you can’t begin to fathom. And the hard rock zombies dance as they kill – in spandex, might I add.

But hey, you can read my review on Horrornews.net for more!

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