My review of Hard Rock Zombies is up on!

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I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Hard Rock Zombies; before this, I had never seen it, and knew little about it except for a sample that plays in an Agoraphobic Nosebleed song. But if you haven’t seen it, you must try to sit through it!

That’s not because it’s good. It’s really, really bad. There’s Hitler, and werewolves, and midgets, and other stuff you can’t begin to fathom. And the hard rock zombies dance as they kill – in spandex, might I add.

But hey, you can read my review on for more!


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  • About to check out the review.

    FYI, the link you posted is not working correctly.

  • Thanks, it looks like an image link got posted there instead. All fixed.

  • No problem. Great review by the way. A part of me wants to check it out and another part wants to slap me for thinking that.